Saturday, July 17, 2010

Monologues ....(4)

As a 'kini'
I misbehave a lot of times
That is a known fact!

Times I misbehave
Such as
When I respond to 'stimulus'
Different techniques are adopted

One good technique is the 'pocket saver'
My owner grabs me sideways ...ouch!
Putting me in a holding position in his pocket
As if I were a mobile phone being held in his pocket
I'm not allowed to get back into position
Until I behave!

4 comments:

YankeeNaija said...

lmao! i swear, i can see the "kini" really having a conversation with the camera/us and telling us of all his adventures, misdeeds and all he goes thru, sort of a day in the life...HIGHlarious.

Naijalines said...

Lol. So we know urm...where kini goes to cool down, on sighting tempting stimulus. The secret is out of the pocket!

T.Notes said...

YOU ARE NUTS!!!!
HOW WOULD YOU BE DIVULGING SUCH SENSITIVE INFORMATION!!!!This is mail privy info men!!!!
lol!!!

Parakeet said...

Hahaha...I can actually picture the holding in a pocket as if I'm a man.