Friday, July 23, 2010

Rants ....

It's like 3am and haven't been able to get a grip with having a decent night rest. Something seems to be wrong. I try to figure out what it is but my head has refused to connect with what exactly the problem is. It seems the problem I had with sleeping at night some few years ago has resurrected from wherever it had gone to for its summer holiday.

With my eyes wide open, I began to think about different what it could be that has stopped my entire body from shutting down at night. I decided to do some surfing on the internet but that didn't help. I decided to read some parts of the David Beckham's autobiography (there's something special about 'golden balls' and Posh) but that also didn't take long before I got bored again. Still, sleep eluded me. I was wondering if this was probably the side-effects of taking too much energy drinks for school work like a month ago but that didn't really add up in my medical brain or dictionary.

... or could it be because I was out late last night and everything about life seemed so boring .....?

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Monologues ....(4)

As a 'kini'
I misbehave a lot of times
That is a known fact!

Times I misbehave
Such as
When I respond to 'stimulus'
Different techniques are adopted

One good technique is the 'pocket saver'
My owner grabs me sideways ...ouch!
Putting me in a holding position in his pocket
As if I were a mobile phone being held in his pocket
I'm not allowed to get back into position
Until I behave!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

My Crush ....

Everybody seems to want to know my crush. T.Notes and Naijalines have even attempted mentioning names with T.Notes conducting a full scaled investigation to fish out who I have a blog crush on. I have had a blog crush once and never believed I could ever have another until now.

It's been wonderful having this blog crush because it's so strange that I seem to understand someone's feelings and thoughts even though we have never met and may never meet for now at least. The last few days have been spent trying to figure out my crush better and I seem to be enjoying it even if the 'crush' never finds out.

Life itself is full of mysteries and so shall my 'crush' remain a mystery (T.Notes take note Like Naijalines said, I have applied the 'softly softly' factor to it.

For my crush, thanks for giving wings to a heart that was already getting bored of blogville.

I don't think I need help anymore, besides it's all about blogville!

What's so Special about Sex????

This was a post I did sometime in 2008. Obviously these are times man needs a wife in this lonely world especially when the whole world seems to be full of everything sensual. Writing and talking about it makes me feel a lot better!

Here it goes ....

There are times we have to reflect on certain mysteries that have come to affect our daily lives in such a manner that keeps us wondering about the complexity of life in its entire form. There’s something extraordinary about this 3-letter word that makes me borrow a line from a traditional praise-song poem to sufficiently describe it:

“… One sees and points towards with all one’s fingers.”

What’s so special about SEX that makes everybody want to talk about it? This assumption might not be generally acceptable because even with the advancement of technology and a lot of stuff that has now come to stay, a lot of people especially in religious quarters still don’t want to talk about it. If you have never thought about the true essence of SEX and all the mystery that surrounds it, maybe we should all spend a few minutes after reading this to critically examine if there’s really a mystery surrounding this word.

Have u ever wondered why husbands cheat on their wives because of sex and vice-versa?

Have u ever wondered why parents find it so difficult to talk to their children about sex?

Have u ever wondered why a whole lot of us can’t wait until we get married before we experiment with sex?

Have u ever wondered what the world would look like if God activates our hormones on our wedding night?

Have u ever wondered why it is believed that sex affects our destinies?

My thoughts and contribution towards making the world a better place!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010



I'm having another blog crush!

Friday, July 9, 2010

... Tag!

I was tagged some few days back by T.Notes ( Who I can't seem to refuse). This may help in bringing out the real me! Let's see how it goes ...

Right now I'm feeling ..... like spending the rest of this year just in the arms of the 1 I love!

When I'm alone I feel like .... getting this stage of my life done with as soon as possible!

When I'm surrounded by people .... I usually just want to go inside that shell that I seem to have carved out 4 myself.

One thing I hate is .... being taken for granted!

One thing I really like about myself is .... that a lot of my friends and family think they know me but they absolutely don't and may never will for a while.

When I'm feeling sad .... I just want to cry to feel better. The tears help you know, even though I'm a guy.

When I daydream it's usually about .... my dream-house, cars and having my own family!

I'm afraid of .... all my dreams not coming true and making the same mistake my only sister made.

I'm happiest when .... there's absolutely nothing to worry about.

One thing that really worries me is .... my sexual appetite!

If I could change one thing about myself it would be ... the shape of my head!

If I could be with anyone right now, I would be .... the only woman in my life right now that makes my heart beat faster than ever.

The family member I'm closest to is .... none! yeah ... I know I'm weird

If I was really honest with my Mother I would tell her .... I had already started experimenting with sex before she warned me not to.

One thing I regret about my life is .... going into all those relationships I wasn't really emotionally ready for.

If I only had one more day to live I would .... I would spend time with GOD seeking HIS face

If I was really honest with my father I would tell him .... I can't believe I'm missing him.

One thing about me that nobody knows is .... this one is personal o.Like T.Notes said, it's no longer a secret if I let it out. Besides, I have let out enough secrets already.

I hope that Someday in the future .... I will be in a position where I will help to make Nigeria a better place than this 'tasteless food' country.

When I think about my family I feel .... I really need to make them proud more than ever and take the family name to greater heights.

Something I'm really embarrassed about is .... doing the most craziest odd jobs since I got here to survive!

One thing about me I never want to change is .... My heart. The ladies say I have a good heart

One thing I feel really proud of is ..... the fact that I'm a step closer to getting a master's degree.

Blogsville has helped me to .... vent out my thoughts, pains, joy and creativity

One thing I like about blogsville is .... the fact that I seem to have more virtual(blogville) friends than I have in real life.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Monologues (Cont'd)

There are different impressions about me

Some say I rise first thing in the morning
Some say it's so dangerous 4 a 'V' to be close by early in the morning
The myths surrounding me have been consistent since creation
It is even believed I'm easily moved by what I see

Some of these myths are right
Some are wrong

I have a mind of my own
My escapades speak for it itself
My siblings have added in no small measure to every population
At least I still do some good
Despite the huge criticism I face

I know some love me
I know some hate me
All in all, the world and the entire woman race can't resist me

I have my up and downs too
As soon as I discovered my self and what I could do
Life has been so difficult
Even times when I try to maintain the so-called celibacy posture
Mr. Chairman keeps sending signals through the brain to me
Which I pick up instantly without having to tune in to any channel

The happiest time comes
With the surge and spill
That absolutely makes the BP oil spill an absolute child's play!

I have had so many reactions to the 'Monologue' series. As at last night, someone who ventured to my blog asked what I was thinking when I wrote the first series with this question - 'Were you horny?'. Special thanks to all those who seem to get the creativity behind my imagination of giving the 'kini' a voice. T.Notes took up my challenge of doing his own version of the 'Monologues' by coming up with a play version (Great job & ...thanks for the publicity!)

Will there be a need for more series or parts?